Wednesday, May 15, 2013


12/05/2013  Mother’s Day Sunday
Happy Mother’s Day Mom and to all my sisters from another mother, who are mothers themselves, xxoo majaP
The sky is heavy grey. I take refuge under the screened porch, debating what to have for dinner. Rain may fall yet a third time.
Mother’s Day morning arrives today with a pitter patter on the tin roof. Though thunder clouds rumble, bed sheets and jammies, towels and washcloths are laundered and hung on the line in optimism. Sure enough blue patches blotter the sky and a blazing sun burns through laggard clouds; soggy linens dry crisp in under thirty minutes. Lucky thing. Grey rolls back in, more thunder rumbles and early afternoon comes with a pitter patter on the lush broad-leaf birds of paradise and soon to bud hibiscus. Not for long. Again, skies clear. Setting up chair with footstool, water bottle and book on the walkway just outside my door, afternoon passes with carefree laziness. A small female lizard keeps company. She scampers as close as she dares, bobs her head, dips and nabs a bite of something from the ground, chews, parts her mouth as if in smile – sweating I suppose – and then edges just a slight bit closer. I wiggle toes or wave a foot every now and then to test her courage. Sometimes she scampers but returns closer still.
In between pages of “Three Cups of Tea,” sips of water, nibbles of stove popped corn seasoned with salt and peppe, and the antics of she lizard, thoughts drift to my two baby girls who I miss fiercely. Distance is one thing we’re able to bridge in Canada. Thanks to sketchy Internet, spotty power, time differences and scheduling challenges our daily too-ing and fro-ing is lucky to happen weekly. Call it a definite homesick hurdle. The tender reassurance that comes from an out of the blue “hello” or “nightie-night,”  “thinking of you” or “just because,” is especially missed on this no nepa, no internet Mother’s Day in Nigeria.  Your moon is my moon. Looking up at it tonite. xxoo
Sidebar: Tried to get a data plan for my Samsung mobile this weekend to counter the nepa/internet issue. Probs is my phone is locked by dear ol’ Canadian service provider Rogers; won’t permit use of a foreign SIM card. Really? Tsk tsk shame, shame.  
 
15/05/2013 Just another wettish Wednesday
As I think I’m acclimatizing to the weather and the weirdness, I encounter a handful of firsts.  First, Concern Universal’s office is fully air conditioned and operational as of yesterday afternoon. Kinda off timing though: last night as rain teems down and winds sweep in through open windows, for the first time since arriving I contemplate wearing long sleeve silk jammies and pull a sheet up over my body to keep comfortable against the evening chill. This morning, for the first time ever here, I notice steam rising from my mug of coffee. Earlier in the week I dine on the first palatable meat dish in two months; a yum comfort-food beef stew, compliments of Sarah. I watch her select a butcher and insist on a hunk of lean flesh taken from the middle of a larger chunk.  As the butcher sets to work hacking away fat and gristle two other customers finger smaller cuts of meat – poking and prodding and passing the meat between each other. How gross is that? For the first time, ever, as much as I love the flavour of Sarah’s stew, I savour the fresh green beans and carrots and potato but am gobsmacked to find myself struggling with the fleshy meat bits. Am I going to be able to eat thick bloody steaks like I once did? Hmmm dunno that.
 
Otherwise, everything here seems surprisingly predictable and routine.  Well, almost.  Outside the walls of Marion market I spot a grown woman standing with her dress hefted up around her waist. A stream of pee splatters against the ground beneath her. Ewww. To think she’s going to go handle fresh fruits and veg, meat and fish as a shopper or vendor. 
 
Sidebar: Roger's is a mobile mobster: i) monthly charges for a plan I can't defer or economically use while out of country; ii) outrageous roaming charges on top of an international travel package intentionally purchased that - surprise!?! - doesn't cover international roaming charges; iii) a $50 fee to unlock my phone so that I can use a local SIM card - plus iv) more roaming fees to call Rogers to address these issues. Where's customer service in all this? Rogers takes advantage of its customers through inflexible standards and services and/or ill-trained staff providing misleading or incorrect information. Is this not corruption/siphoning conveniently shrouded under the guise and protection of corporate policy?
 

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